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Queen of Fucking Everything Award…

I admit it: I have a kind of a crush on Magnhild from antibloggeren, and if I was a lesbian, I would be having one of those crushes involving cigarettes and obscene toys and plenty of red lipstick where you are not supposed to put lipstick on.

But my crush is a more PG rated, and I dig her because she seems pissed off all the time, has a grey blog instead of a pink one, and she is able to laugh at herself.

Anyway, she has nominated me to this award called “Queen of Fucking Everything”, where I am supposed to write why I think I am the Queen of Fucking Everything and nominate some other bloggers who I believe are Queens of Fucking Everything -to do the same.

Right.

Ok, there we go:

I AM THE QUEEN OF:

1.- Sarcasm. Seriously, I hold a black belt and a Master’s Degree on that shit. Letting sarcasm rest is my tongue is as possible as trying to make me enjoy Titanic.

2.- Procrastination. I got the award a few days ago… Right. I have been standing up like 4 times, done partial accounting, fired the oven and contemplating the moon –all since I started writing this.

3.- Take a Spanish one. Here in Norway they have the expression “Ta en spansk en” – something like trying to avoid the rules, try to fool everybody and go around to ditch responsibility.

4.- Clumsiness. Literally. During the snowy and icy wintertime, I basically live on the ground – falling constantly and making an idiot of myself. Not very graceful waxing, plucking or doing personal care on specially on my private parts – many tears have been shed because of that… Not pretty. Also, I drop everything, so don’t trust me with your china or your baby –that may not end up very well… and eventually I may take a Spanish one.

5. Making an idiot of myself. I am not taller than a carton of milk, but man! I am loud, obnoxious and opinionated. For more info read nr. 4.

(break to do several useless things

Ok. Hot ladies I have to pass this on…Uhmm, let see:

http://www.pattypunker.com/

http://www.avapidblonde.com/

http://bugginword.com/

http://www.wickedgirlsthinkit.com/

http://absenceofalternatives.com/

PS: Magnhild, you rock!

16 Comments Post a comment
  1. Congrats on this award! It is one of the most awesome and coolest awards out there! When I saw your post, I wanted to come and congratulate you right away, and I am truly surprised to see mine included. Thank you so much! Now, do you think it is rude to fight you for the title of Queen of Procrastination?! Oh, wait, I will officially file a request to contest just as soon as I am done with these other things…

    February 9, 2011
  2. woohoo! this is an awesome award that you so deservedly won and generously passed on to me. however, i believe you left off “queen of the erotica” on your list. i’ve read so many hot stories over here that leave me all dreamy even hours later. in fact, i think we’re due for one. ahem..

    February 9, 2011
    • That is right, Patty!! “queen of the erotica”
      Well… Some may come soon!

      February 10, 2011
      • Yes yes yes! As usual, Patty spoke the truth. Remember the post you wrote about going under water? I love that one. I told you so already. No pressure though. LOL

        February 10, 2011
  3. AWESOME Award. And thank you so much for including me here. Although I think I may also be the Queen of Procrastination. (meaning: I am horrible about these awards, but I do love to be loved)

    XOXO

    February 10, 2011
    • I adore you, Vapid, and yes, Procrastination seems to be a quite “common” thing…

      February 10, 2011
  4. You are so Awesome and totally deserving of this award! I am totally fucking flattered to be included amongst such an incredible list of ladies! It gets me all wet. Get your minds out of the gutter, I meant teary eyed.

    February 10, 2011
  5. LKD #

    Sarcasm/procrastination — may I share tour throne for these? 😉

    February 10, 2011
  6. hahaha love it!!

    February 10, 2011
  7. Hahaha, that’s a great award – I love it ^_^.

    February 13, 2011

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